don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish
But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.
thatS REALLY CUTE IM GONNA CRY
(Source: fefarielle, via notsoclassyurl)
- love yourself like kanye loves himself
- believe in yourself like kanye believes in himself
- know you’re the shit like kanye knows he’s the shit
This is actually really great because Kanye West has fought depression and suicide this sort of confidence worked for him and wow Kanye West. Anyone who is depressed, believe you are the Kanye Best.
(via forsciencejohn)
reeeesty
REEEESTY
I’m crying because I’m eating brownie batter with a spoon that looks like this:
and when the batter seeps through the holes it looks like this:
(via wholesomeandfantastic)
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
| me: | i'm so lonely |
| person: | hey |
| me: | leave me alone |
I call this game how many pieces of uncooked spaghetti can I throw at my cat until she gets pissed off and bites me
39
i bet she’s spaghetting tired of your shit
(via areyoutryingtodeduceme)
Look for the girl with a broken smile.
ask her if she wants to stay a while.
(via cowboybebopzoobitybop)