You aren’t going to get me to knock McCartney, mate.– Martin Freeman on Paul McCartney (Never Mind the Buzzcocks - S21 E07)
the art of trolling explained
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everybodyandtelevision: matt smith and benedict cumberbatch are the two poles on the spectrum of english names
you know them moments when you look in the mirror and you think holy shit that’s me because for some reason it feels like the person you’re looking at in the mirror is an unfamiliar stranger and you begin thinking about how you’re a person on a planet in a solar system in a galaxy in a universe and for a few minutes you ponder the origin and the meaning of existence and then shrug and return to...
pocahomiehontas: regenwilliams: I CANT BREATHE wait wut
My dad has nicknames for all of The Avengers...
daeneryes: The L’Oreal brothers Male Katniss The green special snowflake who’s always pissed off Captain ”my skintight suit will make you feel uncomfortable” Billionaire Playboy Philanthropist The chick who got added in to make everything look less gay Robin HE SHOULDN’T HAVE DIED The Angry Pirate MALE KATNISS
The last GIF in your folder with words are your...
fuckinsherlocked: fuckinlikes: fantastically-improbable: livinthederp: victorytasteslikeice: somuchdependsupon: av3ry: therecoveryproject: cerberus-v: nobodyscoolkid: wildraccooneyes: oldfilmsflicker: cydonia: …of course. Of COURSE I would call someone a lying fuck :P … Well shit. …..One guess how I die. lol oh dear… Appropriate. ...
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怒ったお尻 “angry butt”
days-of-daisies: katiebug445: ...
satan: let there be wifi passwords
satan: let there be calories
satan: let there be post limit
satan: let there be swag
amouremeline: f is for friends who dont talk to you u is for ur alone n is for never having any plans at all, all i do is sit at home
oncie-kun: loves-not-a-three-way-street: ryanrossisaswanprincess: I “mLAUGINGF SO HAQRD I C OUDN’T CLICK ON THE REBLOGB BUTTONM I’M LAUGHING SO HARD RIghT NOW, I CAN’T DSGJDSLGSKJG OMG, HELP I CaN’T BREATHE PLEASE SOMEONE HELP I CAN’T FUCKING BREATH OMG hELP OMG OMG OMG SIJFFHDGFD WHY AM I LAUghing SO HaRd HELP i CAN’t FUCking BREATH OMg
lillianabigailsturm: shadow-purple: deductism: bananarchists: dont be sad uk just remember that america has 0 points BUT FIFTY STARS. YEAH? WELL WE HAVE A LEAF
releasethemurderbirds: Today I had a lecture about belief/religion and the lecturer asked what we believed in and some guy shouted “Sherlock Holmes” and then some other kid shouted back “Richard Brook was innocent” and they glared at each other across the room and then the lecturer just carried on with a slightly concerned look on her face.