Likes of a potential hipster

twistedviper: whorusszahhak: perfectionistdia: whorusszahhak: don’t ever take me on a date to an...

Tue, 21 May 2013 02:23:05 -0400

whorusszahhak:

perfectionistdia:

whorusszahhak:

don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish

But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.

thatS REALLY CUTE IM GONNA CRY

orangelemonart: yeezytaughtme: love yourself like kanye loves himself believe in yourself like...

Tue, 21 May 2013 02:05:54 -0400

orangelemonart:

yeezytaughtme:

love yourself like kanye loves himself

believe in yourself like kanye believes in himself

know you’re the shit like kanye knows he’s the shit

This is actually really great because Kanye West has fought depression and suicide this sort of confidence worked for him and wow Kanye West. Anyone who is depressed, believe you are the Kanye Best.

platypusnoise replied to your post: i just ate an entire can of peas + the pea...

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:53:20 -0400

platypusnoise replied to your post: i just ate an entire can of peas + the pea juice…

reeeesty

REEEESTY

hallloween: I’m crying because I’m eating brownie batter with a spoon that looks like this: and...

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:41:53 -0400

hallloween:

I’m crying because I’m eating brownie batter with a spoon that looks like this:

and when the batter seeps through the holes it looks like this:

satans-fabulous-blog: morphingly: brightredkettle: are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours...

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:38:35 -0400

satans-fabulous-blog:

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.

waitingforironman4 replied to your post: I JUSTED POOPED Beth? Yus

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:32:19 -0400

waitingforironman4 replied to your post: I JUSTED POOPED

Beth?

Yus

me: i'm so lonely

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:22:17 -0400

me: i'm so lonely
person: hey
me: leave me alone

underwater-angels: fuckinlikes: I MADE A THING FOR FINALS...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:06:49 -0400

underwater-angels:

fuckinlikes:

I MADE A THING FOR FINALS MOTIVATION

THIS IS THE MOST INSPIRATIONAL THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

SUCCESS

mother-fucking-avengers: fankiero: fankiero: I call this game how many pieces of uncooked...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:02:00 -0400

mother-fucking-avengers:

fankiero:

fankiero:

I call this game how many pieces of uncooked spaghetti can I throw at my cat until she gets pissed off and bites me

39

i bet she’s spaghetting tired of your shit

flomation: I thought I should share some things I’ve collected

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:52:14 -0400

flomation:

I thought I should share some things I’ve collected

mandarkslab: Look for the girl with a broken smile. ask her if she wants to stay a while.

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:50:30 -0400

mandarkslab:

Look for the girl with a broken smile.

ask her if she wants to stay a while.

worb: to stop kids from doing drugs they should just give the drugs less cool names if ecstasy was...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:46:22 -0400

worb:

to stop kids from doing drugs they should just give the drugs less cool names

if ecstasy was called “moist curdle” i can assure you that nobody would be interested in trying it

meladoodle: juilan: My ears. They are ringing. are u gonna answer em

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:44:41 -0400

meladoodle:

juilan:

My ears. They are ringing.

are u gonna answer em

mr and mrs granger: why are there empty picture frames in my house

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:42:17 -0400

mr and mrs granger: why are there empty picture frames in my house

meladoodle: sext: why aren’t you responding to me haha

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:35:52 -0400

meladoodle:

sext: why aren’t you responding to me haha

nucl3arw3ss3l: My mom is so mean to me

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:17:39 -0400

nucl3arw3ss3l:

My mom is so mean to me

sluttyoliveoil: onlylolgifs: Macaroni being made make it...

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:46:22 -0400

sluttyoliveoil:

onlylolgifs:

Macaroni being made

make it rain

allister-flowerster: unironic-enthusiast: Positive alternative to “the walk of shame”: “Got...

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:24:02 -0400

allister-flowerster:

unironic-enthusiast:

Positive alternative to “the walk of shame”:

“Got Laid Parade”

Yes.

“stride of pride”

“post-cock walk”

“just-touched-a-butt strut”

“took off my pants dance”

“g-spot trot”

“had fun with the clit, time to split”

I’M HONESTLY LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW OMFG

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:22:36 -0400

I’M HONESTLY LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW

OMFG

actualcannibal: nevermind-you: sociallyawkwardjesus: actualcannibal: actualcannibal: wow chubby...

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:43:18 -0400

actualcannibal:

nevermind-you:

sociallyawkwardjesus:

actualcannibal:

actualcannibal:

wow chubby babies are literally the cutest I could just eat them up

ok wow your url definitely makes this problematic

You just commented on your own post pretending to be someone else

if you click on actualcannibal’s name on the second comment you get directed to

my url

HOWEVER

taking a look at sociallyawkwardjesus’s tumblr we see

your url

now sociallyawkwardjesus reblogged this from gigglingbean but

another case solved thank you everybody for your hard work

Lnsy ur so popular